Daily Grind

Sup internetz. I am Brian. I am here. I am bored. I am many things. But first and foremost, I am working. I am just having a bitchin' time at front desk while I wait for my next client 6 hours laters. So let's shoot the shit for a bit. Topic mmm. The working place. Let's chat about that. We all know what it's like being the new guy. You always start off wearing something different than everyone else because they ran out of work shirts. One thing I like about being a trainer is that I can be comfortable all day. A pair of sports pants. You know. The swishy kind. I'm not sure what they're called. But the noise they make drives me fucking crazy. I walk with noiseless swag. I try not to make the insides of my leg touch each other. People look at me. I had to explain myself this morning. Now it's become a game. Who can walk to the water fountain with the least amount of noise. I did not win.

Tis' all for now. Apparently this job requires me to work. Outrageous.